How to Masturbate in Public (Without Getting Caught)
If you’re reading this know what you’re probably thinking, “Is this a joke?” But it’s not. Personally, I think it should be discussed more. I’m not here to condone getting caught masturbating in public or any other fetishes that can come along with it.
I’m here to discuss seriously masturbating when you really need to get off, even if you are in public. Not only that, but I know that I’ve personally done it a time or two, and I’m sure you have too. Because sometimes you just can’t help yourself.
So let’s get into it.
How to Masturbate in Public
Be Quiet
If you’re trying to get away with masturbating in public you shouldn’t be moaning or breathing heavily. Be as quiet as you possibly can be — depending on where you’re at, so that no one can hear you.
Obviously, if you’re in the middle of nowhere like on a hike, and you don’t think anyone is around you can do whatever you want. But if there are people around, do yourself a favor and don’t.
Be Discreet
One time I masturbated while I was on a public bus and there was a guy sitting right next to me. He had no…
